PolkOut.com has fed you over 100 comics and 170 updates!

Have you ever seen so little achieved in so great a volume?

Did you like the new comic?  Did you hate it?  Are you totally indifferent towards it?  Why not discuss that, and whole lot more random shit, over a the forums?

Serious question: why are so many people registering for the forums and then just not posting?  Is this some sort of obscure internet fetish?  Does it get you off?

Hey, did you ever notice that little icon that says "Share This" right below the comic?  Ever think of clicking it?  Maybe putting my comic on Digg or one of those other sites?  Because... it'd help me out.  A lot.  After all, I didn't just put that thing there so we could all just stare at it idly. 

This is the 100th entry in the "Certified Cock Block" series, which pretty much just chronicles my spiritually dampening, socio-sexually counterproductive, college misadventures.  And this is also the 170th general update.  Crazy.  Look how popular I'm still not.  Funny how little you can achieve in so many years of work.

So I met this dude's sister today.  She told me that her brother's webcomic was significantly better than my own.  Said mine was "low brow", not quite up to the literary caliber of whatever that is I just linked to.  I'm sorry folks, but last week I drew you guys a picture of me asphyxiating dogs with my anus.  How can you look at me and say, with the straightest of faces, that this isn't one of the most hardcore comics you've ever seen?  Look up there, a joke about throat fucking!  You're not going to see that on Men in Hats, unless it's somehow subtly alluded to in some zany postmodern ramble.  Get it?  It's like Waiting for Godot... they walk and they walk and they walk and they never get anywhere.  It's symbolic.  High brow.  Intellectual.  Not like this horse shit over here which might even be a notch in quality below those Knuckles levels in Sonic Adventure 2. 

Apparently Hat guy went to Comic Con four years in a row.  The way it was explained to me was that he was "brought out" and that he won some awards or some shit and he had tons of fans and women were just offering him their crevices left and right.  Pretty much living my dream.  Then again, I suppose "low brow" comics don't get awards.  Or a substantial quantity of readers.  I understand, you're all too busy reading VGCats, and buying their merchandise, to give a shit about my humble little effort.  Nope, no Comic Con booth for me.

Had a powwow with my neighbors today.  Cool guys.  I think we spent a good three hours just rambling about old cartoons from the 90's, last gen, and grand-gen, videogames, and our favorite anime from way back when.  Pretty damn awesome to be living near people who shared your childhood, though many miles away. 

Wish I could say I've been up to something constructive.  I haven't.  I don't feel like I've been studying nearly as much as I ought to be.  Should really work on that.  I just have so much problem focusing, especially when there are episodes of Space Adventure Cobra still to be watched. 

Did I have something else to say?  Probably not... other than the usual, spread this shit around.  Get your friends reading.  Make my advertising worth something.

To all of you starting school, good luck because I know how much this stuff can suck.  Especially if you're doing real book learnin', taking science and math classes... those can be quite the pains in the ass.  But I've felt your pain, and you have sympathy.

Oh, and if there are any readers in the general lower Manhattan area, in St. Mark's there's this pizza place, I think it's called Pizza Bros., that's selling pizza at $1.00 per slice and it's actually damn decent.  I feel everyone in town ought to know this and bask in the glory of gluttonous splendor.

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