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PolkOut.com does not follow sports! So apparently there's some big game of helmet touch going on today?
Fuck the donate button. And while we're at it, lets
condense the rest of this shit: This is a button, click it:
Click that blog button! Check that shit out! Did you know the cheapest PolkOut t-shirt, which is still pretty damn sweet, is only $9?! Damn! It's probably because Polkster doesn't tack on any sort of mark up on the goods... makes no profit off the sales... just has it so you guys can all be walking billboards. Because, you know, shit's cool. I could not give a fuck about football. I don't feel any sort of solidarity towards the New York Giants or their fans, I don't think they mean anything. They're just a bunch of people, a bunch of really strong people, from all around the country, gathered together to play a game and get paid tons of fucking money. I really don't get how people get so invested in this pack of strangers whose victory will change nothing in their lives. While the Giants aren't playing today, many people, still psyched to see this biggest of big games, shift their solidarity for a day (well the Giants aren't in, may as well root for the... Colts, I guess. Indianapolis is kinda North, right? Norther than New Orleans... or, no, I'll root for the Saints... because, you know, tragedy...), just so they can have some emotional stake in the outcome. My neighbor said it was just gladiatorial... yeah, then why's it so fucking boring? At least they bleed in rugby. They don't stop, they sock each other in the fucking face, wrestle the ball out of each others' arms, and they play until they're dead, they're done, or there's a dog pile. It's a pretty sweet game to watch. They're strategizing on the fly. In football, the coach radios in some game plan for the QB to follow, and when it fails... well, during the next (nearly immediate) pause, he'll radio in some more. Sure, there's some improvisation, but it's so short sighted... who cares? UFC is also pretty fun to watch. --End Transmission-- PolkOut Sells Out The following are ads I've put up on the site to help pay for my advertising budget so I can make this site more popular. I did not choose these ads, and have decided not to filter their content. So if they lead you to superball!, well all the better.
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