So this may just be the most worthless part of the site.  Rather than deleting all that old stuff that you don't ever need to read to enjoy or understand the content, I'll just be adding content on top of it.  I have this nagging desire to preserve what was for no other purpose than the purely sentimental. 

So, anyway, here are some random reviews I've found of my site.  I tend to have a sick, masochistic preference for the negative ones.  Feel free to submit your own if you like, or link me to other comments or criticisms from other websites.  And now the shit show:

"You can’t draw, your use of color is dull, and your typesetting is so atrocious that it would still be horrid if you used a decent font. The writing is the usual drek that comes from people who use profanity, scatological humor, and violence to make up for being incapable of creativity." - user supabeast on the Penny-Arcade forums.

""OP, you're supposed to use gutters, not pull it from the gutter." - user MKR of the aforementioned PA forums.  I'd also like to include my rebuttal: "Come on, don't be naive, the only place I pull these comics from is my own rotting anus. Literally, I just smear paper in feces, scan it, and upload it to the internet. But before I do that, I have elderly syphilitic whores cram pencils into their leathery, worn, vaginas to scribble the totally illegible font onto the spastically arranged panels."

On a random side note, I've gotten a lot of great constructive feedback from a bunch of users on that forum.  Namely desperaterobots and Mars Elliot, who pointed me in the right direction in refining my art style and picking out fonts.  If anyone else is reading this right now and I owe you my thanks as well, let me know and I'll add you to the list. 

"polkout.com Estimated Worth $2336 USD" - WebsiteOutlook.com (That's $2336 more than I would've guessed)

"Meh, not particularly witty, or even interesting. A little too racist for my own tastes and the art was garbage.  It works for some comics, not for this one, in my opinion." - user GebStar of the Questionable Content forums

Keep checking back, lets hope the list gets longer.

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"Where the hell am I?"

       That's probably the question you're asking yourself right now, and I'm pretty sure you won't find, "At PolkOut.com!" a satisfactory answer.  Well let me answer all of your questions with an FAQ, or rather, a MAWHBFAQ:

Might As Well Have Been Frequently Asked Questions:

 What's with the dumb FAQ name?

     Excellent question!  The reason that this is a MAWHBFAQ, instead of a regular FAQ, is because nobody's asked any questions yet.  So no questions asked means  no questions to answer, means we have to assume all the things that might very well pop into your head on your first visit.

 How do I ask you a question?

     You can e-mail me at PolkOut@gmail.com or post on our forums.

 What's the point of this site?

     So far, comics.  I don't think I'll be putting up anything else, like music or video, but it's certainly not out of the question.  I've been playing around with Flash, and truth be told, I suck.  So you can maybe expect some really crude cartoons somewhere down the line.

 Who designed this site?

     My good friend Andy Chen compiled this site based off of my designs and specifications--and for free no less!  He has his own website-designing firm, if that's what they're called, dubbed v-dreams, check out his site in our "Links" section.

 Are these cartoons only about you?

     You might be asking this question if you've been following this site from day one, or were introduced to our comics through our first series, "Period 3"--in which case I want to say: absolutely not!  First of all, "Period 3" involves not only me, but a great deal of my friends as well.  More importantly, "Period 3" will not be the only comic we have on this site.  You see, not a whole lot of interesting things happen to me on a regular basis, mostly because I'm surrounded by boring people, so expect a bunch of different cartoons with different characters.  And I'll make some sort of half-assed effort to vary styles between cartoons to give them their own distinct feel and whatnot, but I'm making no promises because I have no talent.

 This stickman-scribble-style sucks.

     The reason it's called a "style" is because it's easier than actually trying.  But don't worry, other cartoons will look different.

 I can't read the text, it's illegible!

     The older cartoons generally have hand-written text because they weren't made for a website.  That is no longer a problem with the later ones.  It should be noted that by the time you read this, we here at PolkOut.com are already going back and fixing our comics.

 How often will you rotate cartoons?

     I'm not sticking to any sort of schedule, if that's what you're wondering.  But rather as soon as I run out of material for one cartoon, or just get sick of drawing it, I'll move on to another and maybe back-track in the future.

 Will any cartoons end?

     Yes, some cartoons will end and will not have more comics in their series--this will be most probably because the story arc will have ended, and some cartoons are just one-shot-deals.

 Will all comics be the same length?

     No, some will be longer, and much longer at that, and some will be shorter.  It all depends on how much space I need, on the page, to get across what it is I want to get across.

 Are these comics hand-drawn or done on your computer?

     All coloring is done on the computer.  Some cartoons are hand-drawn, some aren't.  Regardless of the method, the execution will most probably still be poor.

 Do you want some of my money?

     A lot of websites ask for PayPal donations, I don't.  We don't ask for contributions, and as you can tell, we don't have any ads on this site either.

 Can I have some PolkOut swag?

    Yes you can, just visit the main page for the link to our online shop.  We don't have much of a selection because sales haven't reached the point where I find it reasonable to invest $60 a year for a more expansive store, so designs will rotate every month.

 The "Forum" link doesn't work!

     Update: We've made a forum, the link works, now go there and post!

 How can I advertise my site in your "Links" section?

     If you want your site advertised in my "Links" section, e-mail me and send me a web address, with or without a banner.  If I like your site, if I think it's cool, then I'll link to it.  There are a lot of sites that I think are awesome and that I visit daily, but I won't link to them unless the people who run them specifically ask me to. 

 What the hell does this have to do with President James K. Polk?!

     Excellent question!  "Polk Out" is a phrase I coined that simply means to pull out when the job is done.  Polk set out to win us Oregon and the Mexican Cession, and he did, and once he did he didn't bother to run for a second term.  Why is that?  Because he wasn't a power-hungry maniacal bastard.  And that's respectable.  The reason we rotate comics on this site is because we too enjoy Polking Out, we don't want to pump stale garbage into your brain just because we can't think of anything better.  In short, PolkOut.com carries this ideal into the wretched wasteland of fart jokes and porno you people call the internet.