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Lab with Arkadiy

Sexual Deviant

Can I join your club?

A Mature Discussion About Genitalia

Not Retarded, No Excuse

Religious Study

Road Safety and Self Defense

Ben Doesn't Understand the Joke

The Greatest Conspiracy of Our Time

My Scientific Hobbies

The Anti-Christ is Among Us

It Doesn't Count

New to the Neighborhood

My Name is Student Teacher

I am a Stallion: Part II

Gym Pants: Part I

Gym Pants: Part II

Breaking the Ice

Bowie Didn't Enjoy It

Washing and/or Love Machine

Gay Germs

Emotionally Scarring Little Girls is What I Do Best

And This Little Piggy's Corpse Was Desecrated

Toast, a Corrosive Mistress

My Precious Jew Balls

Chupacabra

How to Charm the Ladies

Nothing Sadder than Sobriety

Danza's Long Ropes

Almost Stabbed: Part 1

Almost Stabbed: Part 2

Sex Shop Escapade

Alcohol and Cleavage

F!ck Dolphins

A Korean Broke The Window

Please Don't Run Away

C"OH-OH-OH"rpse Love

Bleached and Spiked Pubis

Give Me a Hand, Folks

Hot Pants

Asshole Bears

I LIKE LASAGNA HA HA HA

What do you like?

If I'm Anything, I'm Perceptive

D-D-D-D-D-Dora, Dora the Explorer

SAM LIKES LASAGNA HA HA HA

Another Sober Hallucination

Judge, Jury, Carnivore

A Boner (As in faux pas, not erection)

Coffee Shop Bannination

Love Those Irish Ladies

Bachelor Party, Like the Movie Only Lamer

Random Wedding Shenanigans

My Funny (Not Funny "Ha Ha", Funny Queer) Valentine

The Fine Art of Seduction

In Search of Scagliotti: Part 2

Bureaucratic Wisdom in Action

My Philosophy in a Nutshell

Pull-Up #1

What is This 'Imagination' You Speak of?

A Good Reason Not to Drink

Who Needs Punching Bags?

I Pooted

The Mysteries of the Orient

The Great Abyss

More Duane Reade Adventures

Bad Hair Day (aka Every Day)

Fair Trade. More Like LAME Trade

My Chest Hair is Awesome: Part 1

My Chest Hair is Awesome: Thrilling Conclusion

My Terrible Home Life

Tutoring Can Be Rewarding

Sweet Sister Love

Sick Sense of Humor

NERDS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

In the Name of SCIENCE

The Joys of Fatherhood

Jon Jon's Bizarre Adventure

Three's Company... in the Butt

Polkster Provides Advice

Riot at Rockefeller

John McCain: American Hero

Polkster Provides Advice... Again

Lets Talk About Poop Pt. 1

Lets Talk About Poop Pt. 2

Polkster Serves

Another Joins the Polkster-Hate Club

Women: Awfully Complex

Boobie Squeezing Fun Time

Polkster Plans to Wreck His Niece

Ode to Cindy McCain

Doing It For the Right Reasons

Drunken Advice

The Deviance Knows No End

Halloween '08

The Shark's Been Jumped: Enter Baby

Polkster Alienates Some More People Under the Influence

Polkster Meditates on the Female Form

Thanksgiving Family Fun!

Polkster's Profane Dreams

Fucking Robots

My Couch is Boner Free!

Some Poor Advice, Courtesy of Polkster

Polkster Makes Friends

Polkster's Guide to Foreign Languages

Just Some More Tasteless Humor

Sound Dating Advice

Yellow Everywhere But There

Lets Talk About Fucking Animals: Part I

I Think We've Reached an Animal-Fucking Compromise

There's something to be said for Political Correctness

But Can He Roll Over on Command?

Fist Fulfillment

Get Down on Your Knees for Me Baby

A... Meta-Comic...?

Ribs and Romance (and the Tragic Absence of Both)

A Real 'Punk' Marches to the Tune of His Own Drummer

For Emergency Contraception, Break Glass

Polkster Fingers Himself, is Unashamed

Dude... what?

A Modern Symposium

Sneakin' Out the Backdoor

Suckin' on Some Hulk

Pig Tits Part I

Pig Tits Part II

When I say "human condition", I only mean fit people

The High Price of Fame

It's Not a Crime if You're Just Cuddling

Sometimes a Man Just Needs a Good Cry...

And Yet, No Superpowers... Lame

A New Racial Epithet is Born

I come for the death, I stay for the hors d'oeuvres

You should take a whiff... come closer. Please?

Gayest comic ever?

Sometimes you have to crack a few eggs...

It's just one bullet point in a fairly elaborate manifesto.

Not all jokes have punch lines.

Nothing I do is without its reason.

He then giggled as he grabbed my tit

Moments before I broke down

The Mu Mu Mu girls are sassy cuddlesluts

Master of the Pickup

Sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs...

Funnycomicrecognition

Pimpin'... is kinda easy.

Like I needed a reason to be depressed.

Worst comic ever.

You too can hire me to babysit.

Boner of ruination!

Home stretch, guys.

Hey, I didn't say it, it's not my karma on the line.

Penises can only demean.

If it weren't for the buttfucking, I'd be so down.

Most compelling conspiracy theory yet.

Valentine's Day... wooooh...

A respectful discussion of serious illness.

A long, awkward stare ensued

It's almost like a compliment... a perverse, psychologically devastating, compliment.

I don't make the law, I just follow it.

Kevin and I discuss our dreams.

And then I did.

A Useful Lesson for the Fans.

This is what dating me is like. Not that any of you have ever cared or wondered.

Can't argue with the lady.

Interior Decoration: PolkOut Style

Pages from my Memoir

We are the future-makers, the mold-breakers, the dream-bakers. Tit shakers.

Fuzzy Falcons

Adults just don't understand us!

Time Travel Dick Tickles

I'm as affectionate as they get.

The best gift a dad could get.

Rub on, rub off.

No boners around babies.

Women or poop, pick your poison.

Show someone your penis, maybe it'll make their day.

I wish I could photoshop all my parts.

Boner Talk: Part 1

Boner: The Thrilling Continuation (Such things ought never conclude)

A friend and I discuss romance.

It doesn't count if you're both sobbing.

Genitals, pretty consistently disgusting.

We are terrible at small talk.

We are not good people.

A penis is delivered to you in a gift basket after you register on the official website.

A better job than the one I'm likely to get.

The Bronx.

I had pretty eclectic interests in my undergrad days.

I stuff them and I surround myself and that way I am never alone. Glass eyes cannot turn away.

Guest Artist For the Lulz: We, citizens a global community.

Getting A's the easy way.

Class participation can count against you too.

Polkster is burdened by academic responsibilities.

Polkster says something antisemitic to his prof, illustrated by Fiona.

Polkster contemplates reproduction, illustrated by Mike.

Polkster goes Christmas shopping, illustrated by Jessica.

Polkster's adventures in a surreal dreamscape by Constance.

It's genocide weather out here.

When they invade, the Chinese'll probably use our bones to build another ghost town.

The Perfect Crime

A Lesson on Love Making

The Butt Fucking Discussion

The Dumbest Comic Yet

Millionaire Matchmaker is the shit.

Asshole runs on the x-chromsome.

Birthday rap battle, sucka.

Kris draws me pooping.

Tiger-Zoned.

Polkster contemplates other career paths.

Oh, Mexico, You Filthy Mistress

The Gringo, He Squanders

Libertad, Sweet Libertad

Personified Coins Go At It

Call to Action

And That Makes Three

More Chauvinist Drivel

Blue Footed Boobie and Co.

Politics: Not That Difficult to Master

Christmas Special 2005

Guest Artist #1: Jen Maisel

Valentine 2004/2005

Class Work: Part 1

Class Work: Part 2

Graduation Special, June 2006

Happy Birthday, Mom

Anniversary 2006

Dude, Snakes

Untitled PolkOut Project #1: Pilot

You're a Sh!tty Webcomic, Charlie Brown

Untitled PolkOut Project #2: The Episode After the Pilot

Phil Recites a Poem

High School Retrospective

Jesse's First Guest Comic

GIT Guest Comic

Valentine's Day 2009

Guest Comic Compilation: March 2009

Evan's Guest Strip

Two Guest Strips!

HERE'S SOME F!CKIN' DOODLES

Pictures of dicks.

Spanish Turd Doodle

Polkster does fucked up shit to animals.

Gone fishing.

Guest Comic Compilation: August 2010

Doodliedoodledoos

Poodliedoodles

Doodliehoodles

I was hoping for some gallery space in Brooklyn, but I'm too transparent a phoney.

Penisfoot. Penis penis penis.

The guest-ball gets rolling. I guess.

New Year's Eve, Russian Style

Centaur Doodle

Valentine's Day, 2011

New Orleans

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