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Lab with Arkadiy

Can I join your club?

A Mature Discussion About Genitalia

Not Retarded, No Excuse

Religious Study

Road Safety and Self Defense

Ben Doesn't Understand the Joke

The Greatest Conspiracy of Our Time

My Scientific Hobbies

The Anti-Christ is Among Us

It Doesn't Count

New to the Neighborhood

Young Entrepreneur

Dirty Magazines

Look Ma', no hands!

My Name is Student Teacher

I am a Stallion

I am a Stallion: Part II

Gym Pants: Part I

Gym Pants: Part II

Breaking the Ice

Bowie Didn't Enjoy It

Washing and/or Love Machine

Emotionally Scarring Little Girls is What I Do Best

And This Little Piggy's Corpse Was Desecrated

Toast, a Corrosive Mistress

My Precious Jew Balls

How to Charm the Ladies

Nothing Sadder than Sobriety

Danza's Long Ropes

Almost Stabbed: Part 1

Almost Stabbed: Part 2

Sex Shop Escapade

Alcohol and Cleavage

A Korean Broke The Window

Curry Conundrum

Community Service

Yum Yum Gimme Some

Please Don't Run Away

C"OH-OH-OH"rpse Love

Bleached and Spiked Pubis

Not My Underwears

Hooked on a Feeling

Gold Bond, You Fiend

Give Me a Hand, Folks

I LIKE LASAGNA HA HA HA

If I'm Anything, I'm Perceptive

D-D-D-D-D-Dora, Dora the Explorer

SAM LIKES LASAGNA HA HA HA

Munch Munch Nutsack

This Goose is Cached

Another Sober Hallucination

Judge, Jury, Carnivore

Makeshift Abortion

Crocodile Crotch

A Boner (As in faux pas, not erection)

Coffee Shop Bannination

Love Those Irish Ladies

Bachelor Party, Like the Movie Only Lamer

Random Wedding Shenanigans

Date Rape is a Don't

My Funny (Not Funny "Ha Ha", Funny Queer) Valentine

Genital Dilemma

Beaver Genitals

These are the Days

Jason's Hot Mom

How One Gets Ahead

Porno Predicament

The Fine Art of Seduction

In Search of Scagliotti: Part 2

Bureaucratic Wisdom in Action

My Philosophy in a Nutshell

What is This 'Imagination' You Speak of?

A Good Reason Not to Drink

Who Needs Punching Bags?

The Mysteries of the Orient

The Great Abyss

More Duane Reade Adventures

Bad Hair Day (aka Every Day)

Fair Trade. More Like LAME Trade

My Chest Hair is Awesome: Part 1

My Chest Hair is Awesome: Thrilling Conclusion

My Terrible Home Life

Tutoring Can Be Rewarding

Sweet Sister Love

Sick Sense of Humor

NERDS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

In the Name of SCIENCE

The Joys of Fatherhood

Jon Jon's Bizarre Adventure

Three's Company... in the Butt

Polkster Provides Advice

Riot at Rockefeller

John McCain: American Hero

Polkster Provides Advice... Again

Lets Talk About Poop Pt. 1

Lets Talk About Poop Pt. 2

Polkster Serves

Another Joins the Polkster-Hate Club

Women: Awfully Complex

Boobie Squeezing Fun Time

Polkster Plans to Wreck His Niece

Ode to Cindy McCain

Doing It For the Right Reasons

The Deviance Knows No End

The Shark's Been Jumped: Enter Baby

Polkster Alienates Some More People Under the Influence

Polkster Meditates on the Female Form

Thanksgiving Family Fun!

Polkster's Profane Dreams

My Couch is Boner Free!

Some Poor Advice, Courtesy of Polkster

Polkster Makes Friends

Polkster's Guide to Foreign Languages

Just Some More Tasteless Humor

Sound Dating Advice

Yellow Everywhere But There

Lets Talk About Fucking Animals: Part I

I Think We've Reached an Animal-Fucking Compromise

There's something to be said for Political Correctness

But Can He Roll Over on Command?

Fist Fulfillment

Get Down on Your Knees for Me Baby

A... Meta-Comic...?

Ribs and Romance (and the Tragic Absence of Both)

A Real 'Punk' Marches to the Tune of His Own Drummer

For Emergency Contraception, Break Glass

Polkster Fingers Himself, is Unashamed

Dude... what?

A Modern Symposium

Sneakin' Out the Backdoor

Suckin' on Some Hulk

Pig Tits Part I

Pig Tits Part II

When I say "human condition", I only mean fit people

The High Price of Fame

It's Not a Crime if You're Just Cuddling

Sometimes a Man Just Needs a Good Cry...

And Yet, No Superpowers... Lame

A New Racial Epithet is Born

I come for the death, I stay for the hors d'oeuvres

You should take a whiff... come closer. Please?

Gayest comic ever?

Sometimes you have to crack a few eggs...

It's just one bullet point in a fairly elaborate manifesto.

Not all jokes have punch lines.

Nothing I do is without its reason.

He then giggled as he grabbed my tit

Moments before I broke down

The Mu Mu Mu girls are sassy cuddlesluts

Master of the Pickup

Sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs...

Funnycomicrecognition

Pimpin'... is kinda easy.

Like I needed a reason to be depressed.

Worst comic ever.

You too can hire me to babysit.

Boner of ruination!

Home stretch, guys.

Hey, I didn't say it, it's not my karma on the line.

Penises can only demean.

If it weren't for the buttfucking, I'd be so down.

Most compelling conspiracy theory yet.

Valentine's Day... wooooh...

A respectful discussion of serious illness.

A long, awkward stare ensued

It's almost like a compliment... a perverse, psychologically devastating, compliment.

Oh, Mexico, You Filthy Mistress

The Gringo, He Squanders

Libertad, Sweet Libertad

Twee is Victorious

Chauvinist Drivel

Personified Coins Go At It

And That Makes Three

More Chauvinist Drivel

Blue Footed Boobie and Co.

Politics: Not That Difficult to Master

Christmas Special 2005

Guest Artist #1: Jen Maisel

Valentine 2004/2005

Class Work: Part 1

Class Work: Part 2

Graduation Special, June 2006

Happy Birthday, Mom

Anniversary 2006

Untitled PolkOut Project #1: Pilot

You're a Sh!tty Webcomic, Charlie Brown

Untitled PolkOut Project #2: The Episode After the Pilot

Phil Recites a Poem

High School Retrospective

Jesse's First Guest Comic

GIT Guest Comic

Valentine's Day 2009

Guest Comic Compilation: March 2009

Evan's Guest Strip

Two Guest Strips!