Well I got a job.

Pshaw, I gots me a job. I check up at least a few times a week.

What's a "job"? I just collect unemployment. That's good for forever, right?

I was lazy about checking in when I didn't have a job.

An accurate description of your life in general. As for me, I be an engineer. Perhaps of the train variety?

Is there any other?

Well there's the building variety.

Mechanical, civil, electrical, metallurgical, chemical, nuclear, etc.

Fuck you and your accurate naming of things.

And that's why a hummingbird's real name is trochilidae. "The best alternative for oral for the small dicked man" is just street slang that developed over time.