Polk, do you remember the alleged meaning behind the site's name? It's time to follow through again.

What? Why?

No, he's right. The people have spoken. (We're counting Lost as people now)

The last few updates have been really good!

Thanks, chrisp. My vote counts more now because I am a hivemind.

Polk, no they haven't. As one of your bigger fans (I drew you shitty fanart even), they've been pretty crappy. It's been plaguing most of your recent comics the last few months, so uh, STOP FUCKING MONOLOGUING. Especially about how you wish you were gay. (This doesn't really apply to your last comic, but it's still mediocre for other reasons.) I didn't read PolkOut for well over a year to hear you monologue; I came to read about your awkward dialogue between other people.

Yeah get out there and make awkward conversations with random people and make comics about it.

Yes, embarass yourself so that we might be amused. Do it. Doooooooooo iiiiiiitttttttttttt. (the comic was alright, mirroring my opinions towards sports. Woooooo, go whoever is winning. I like the punchline though, that was some sweet, sweet lovin to my eyeballs. Also ... rape!)

The people on the Penny-Arcade forums are telling me this is the best stuff in a while.

Who you going to trust? A bunch of yes men that don't actually care about your development and are only trying to avoid hurting your feelings for fear of dark retribution, or a bunch of guys that you chat with on the internet who's sole purpose is to apparently tell you how much you and everything that you stand for sucks (i.e. newsletters). I think the answer is obvious.