PolkOut.com is touching you!

Touching me.

I hallucinated a f!cking ham.  A f!cking HAM.  I have to reiterate that I did NOT make this sh!t up.  I freaked the hell out, rolled up my blanket and tossed it in the hallway before going back to sleep at 3 am.  When I finally woke up I noticed the damn thing lying around and remembered what the hell happened.

The descent into madness continues.

So, in other news, I saw that goose again.  I was pulling into my driveway and there he was with that spastic tongue of his.  I started taking really sh!tty low-res pictures of him with my new cameraphone, but he noticed me and--once again, not made up--started chasing me.  I ran screaming back to my house.  Not that I was scared of him, well I was just generally scared because I didn't want to kill him.  I could kick him in the head, no problem, but his kids were right there.  I saw Batman, I know what happens when you do that sort of sh!t.

Also, Manhattan Special is the single greatest liquid ever.  I won't even bother going into why, just go buy it and try some.

Well anyway, this was sort of a midweek quicky.  Ideally, I'll update again this week...maybe Thursday since I've got that day off.  Adios.

--End Transmission--