PolkOut.com is a simple man!

The first time we felt lightning, we were standing in the drizzling rain.

Told you I'd update, and dammit, I did.  Fun times.  I think I pretty much said everything I had to say during the last update...and pretty much nothing has changed.  Work is still boring, the summer is still uneventful, freebasing is still aweso--I mean, terribly irresponsible.

Popsicle never replied.  The temp agency I applied to has yet to find me a job.  Manhattan Special is still awesome.  Between that and my normal coffee fixes, I'm drinking over a liter of espresso a day.  And I'm still tired as all hell.  F!ck it all.

We got message boards, you know.  So all you readers who don't know me in person--which is probably only a small fraction because f!ck knows nobody reads this sh!t--feel free to post there and...tell me how much I suck.  There are Facebook and MySpace groups too.  Feel free to join those and invite all your friends.  Or if you're not all that into the internet scene, go buy a bottle of vodka or a big bag of mushrooms or something and we could get sh!tfaced together, but please don't stick your penis into me while I'm inebriated.  Or ever.  Thanks.

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