PolkOut.com's woman is tight with an overdue baby!

The doers and thinkers say moving's the closest thing to being free.

Hey look at that, Wikipedia's got a PolkOut listing.  Anyone and everyone should feel free to register (it takes literally two seconds) and edit it to their heart's content.  Good times.  F!ck Wikipedia.

Anyway, this week's hallucination: crocodile head on my naughty bits.  I think we can all agree that I'm slowly losing grip on my sanity.  Oh well.  All cool people throughout history have been a little crazy.  Like Edmund Kemper.

Today's Popsicle 'riddle':

Q: What is the most important thing you need when you go skate boarding?

A: A skateboard.

Are you f!cking serious?!  What sort of crackhead would submit this piece of sh!t as a riddle, and what sort of crackhead would approve it?  My faith in Popsicle is constantly being tested.

If you're reading this Popsicle execs, here are some more of my riddle suggestions:

Q: Why did Marvin the moose spend the night at the hospital?

A: Because he overdosed on painkillers during a botched suicide attempt and had to have his stomach pumped by paramedics.

Q: What's a computer's favorite snack?

A: Computers are inorganic objects that do not participate in any form of digestion, perhaps in the future technology will advance to a point where organic computers can be constructed, but current limitations restrict them from snacking.

On a completely unrelated note, check out this Soviet version of Winnie Pooh.  That's the sort of crap I used to watch as a kid (before I discovered the glory of 80's era cartoons).

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