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Life on the streets, man, that's what we're about.

Forum Update: Post in the new forum: www.PolkOut.com/forum.  It's hosted on my server, and if that starts getting laggy in the future I can just pay for more bandwidth.  Any artistic contribution to the forum would be terrific.  You can still check out the old forum, and older pages will still link to it for now, so... uh... do whatever with that intel.

Quick shit for newcomers: Forum (deviant bullshit), Feedback (fan art, comments, critiques), About (check it out and contribute).  Do you have a website of your own you want me to give a shout out to?  Want to do a crazy guest strip?  You can reach me through that email or on the forums. 

Upcoming Fan Art Showcase: Whenever I get a substantial amount of fan art (we've got a few submissions on the forum) I'll dedicate a whole update to fan submissions.  Go nuts, lets see some creativity and experimentation with style.  Guest comic guidelines are in the forum.

You know what I've wondered for a while now?  Where does miranda cosgrove buys her clothes at?  Oh wow... if that fourth entry's accurate, this little shop must have some hip threads.  You know, I've heard they make custom stuff ... pretty sweet.  Too bad they don't have the leather jacket seen on miranda cosgrove.  Maybe one day they'll expand their operations (if they accumulate enough capital (money (yours))).

Behold!  PolkOut.com's first guest artist!  Jesse is... well, do you guys remember when Kami purged the evil from his body so he could become guardian of the Earth?  And that evil became King Piccolo?  I'm the Piccolo to his Kami.  We're both anime watching, videogame playing, cartoon loving dorks, only I'm a rabid bastard who foams at the mouth while he comes off as a reserved, respectable dude.  Oh, and he can draw.

Leagues ahead of the shit you'll ever see from me.  I offered him the chance to write a rant to go under his comic but he said he wasn't feeling it.

Update's early because last week's didn't consist of any new materials and, awesomely enough, I finished this semester just a few hours ago.  A lot of my friends still have exams or are already out of town so I'm debating just getting drunk on my own... but that's... uh... that's bad, right?  Don't alcoholics do that shit?  And I guess I wouldn't have anyone to drunkenly rant at...

...I guess I could just sleep a lot and maybe watch some movies.  Some dirty movies. 

I should probably cut back on the alcohol anyway... last weekend I was totally plastered and I got these two girls pregnant... WITH MY MIND.

I stumbled up to my half-Jewish, half-Greek neighbor, who was unfortunately far more sober than I was, looked her in the eyes and said, "You are now with child."

"Excuse me?"

"I've impregnated you with my thoughts... immaculately... immaculate conception, like Jesus... but it's my Jesus and it's inside you..."

"...uhhhh..."

"It's... it's gonna be real smart, our baby, you know... good at math and stuff..."

"Right..."

"...because it's three-quarters Jew..."

"And it'll be a quarter Greek."

"I said because not despite..."

She looked at me pretty angrily and started to walk away, "Wait!" I shouted, "We haven't talked about baby names yet!"

"I think I'm gonna go kill myself."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  MY BABY!!!!"

I then knocked up my Asian neighbor (she's some weird amalgam of Chinese and Filipina so Asian is as good an ethnicity as she's going to get) in a similar fashion.  What can I say?  I've got a potent imagination.  So potent, in fact, that she woke up with bruises, so the mind-fuck must've been pretty rough.

Thursday I go back home to my little bumblefuck town.  Back to the bad food and the boredom.  Away from this crazy city and into the loving arms of my PlayStation.  Oh and I think some of my friends'll be back but they're not HD-compatible so they can go fuck themselves.  For all my readers still up to their asses in exams, good luck!   

--End Transmission--

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