PolkOut.com is back!

Functioning on too little sleep, but up and alert to present you with the 200th update.

Here are the guest comics users submitted for the baby site while I was out and about, traveling.  I present them to you now in reverse chronological order with whatever the authors emailed me or posted on the forums along with, where applicable, a link to their websites (because that's how guest comic exchange normally works).  I'm still open to guest comic or art submissions, or whatever else (comments, criticisms, etc.); the channels for submission are still the same: forums or email.

Thanks again to all those who submitted!

Hey, I tried to find your name on your site.. but i was not successful. Might be because I'm tired, I don't know. Anyway, I noticed that you were advertising at my site http://unconsciousink.com so I followed your link. I really quickly liked your style and the second i noticed you needed some guest strips an idea sparked in my head! I know what it's like to be in a jam and need a guest strip to keep up your normal posting, so i thought I'd throw one together for ya before I went to bed. I hope my little strip does your comic justice, either way, I like your work and I'll be linking ya over on my links page so hopefully i can toss a few of my readers over your way! Keep in touch, and keep up the good work!

(Polkster's Note: What a creepy fucking banner...)

By now, you’ve probably noticed something unusual about this update. It wasn’t drawn by Polkster. I have taken over PolkOut, or at least for this update anyways… FEAR ME! What is about to follow is some bullshi!t you won’t care about. You can safely skip to “In CONCLUSION.”
The Comic
This guest comic is based on a conversation in the forum. (You know, where the link marked “FORUM” in the header leads to.) Sad to say, I had no role in it, but I did suggest this as comic fodder and it was unanimous. Tired of waiting for Polkster to get sobered up enough to draw it, I took things into my own cold, sweaty hands.
Since I’m too lazy to do a flashy background like Polk usually does, I opted for a cheap copout with the red. Fuck, Stickfodder did it better when he ripped me off.
The Players
Now, notice anything out of the ordinary about Polk? Oh that’s right… HIS SHIRT HAS A FRONT POCKET NOW. And only two buttons. Fuck odd numbers.
Viceroy there is actually forum regular Stickfodder. Also, that’s a hood, not a sleeve. Shut up.
Now what the fuck is Spiderman doing here? Well, that would be chrisp, also from the forum. With no pictures to go on, I went with the next best thing. And yes, chrisp has a big crotch apparently.
In CONCLUSION
If you enjoyed this update, go the forum (deviant bullshit) and harass Polk for some first/last buttons. Not registered? Do it now. Also, Breaking Bad is worth watching. That’s it, I guess. This has been the fourth guest comic.

(Polkster's Note: We've all harassed Lostman about his spelling... to no avail.)

Forum Update: The forum looks awesome now!  Big thanks to my friend Alex!  Post in the new forum: www.PolkOut.com/forum.  It's hosted on my server, and if that starts getting laggy in the future I can just pay for more bandwidth.  Any artistic contribution to the forum would be terrific.  You can still check out the old forum, and older pages will still link to it for now, so... uh... do whatever with that intel.

Quick shit for newcomers: Forum (deviant bullshit), Feedback (fan art, comments, critiques), About (check it out and contribute).  Do you have a website of your own you want me to give a shout out to?  Want to do a crazy guest strip?  You can reach me through that email or on the forums. 

Upcoming Fan Art Showcase: Whenever I get a substantial amount of fan art (we've got a few submissions on the forum) I'll dedicate a whole update to fan submissions.  Go nuts, lets see some creativity and experimentation with style.  Guest comic guidelines are in the forum.

I'm functioning on... six hours of sleep for the last 48 hours... proper update on Friday or whenever with what ought to be one fat fucker of a Blague.  I've spent most of my time back working on that damn PowerPoint... I took a break to go on a hetero man date with my neighbor to that place around the corner that serves awesome ribs... but they were out of ribs.  Out of ribs!  Fuck.

So until we're updated for reals, why not rock the forums?

--End Transmission--

PolkOut Sells Out

The following are ads I've put up on the site to help pay for my advertising budget so I can make this site more popular.  I did not choose these ads, and have decided not to filter their content.  So if they go to beer and sleep and foooooood, well, all the better.