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To the credit of all those women out there... my butt's not that great.  Also I'm a creep.

I also hate buttholes.  I hate poop.  It smells awful and I... I just can't handle it, you know.  It bothers me.  Seeing poop... assholes, it shatters the illusion of the pristine body.  The body as a work of art, as a a thing of beauty.  If there were some divine hand guiding our creation, why would it make such a thing as diarrhea?

Heeby jeebies, man, heeby jeebies.  That's what I get thinking about buttholes.

Totally unrelated note; I used to talk about movies and games in these little rants here, now I pretty much just exclusively do that in the blog... aaannnd... yeah, you know what, I think I'll stick to that. 

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