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 So I was talking to Arkadiy today because I desperately wanted my character (as in moral fiber and whatnot, not my stickman counterpart) criticized.  According to him, I'm much nicer, pleasant, and an all around good guy in comic form, as opposed to in real life, where I'm a sardonic bastard.  Thanks Arkadiy.

In case anyone was curious, no, the reason I pee on toilet paper rolls in public restrooms isn't because of my poor aim, as the comic alludes, but simply because I am legitimately evil.

I feel comfortable admitting that because nobody reads this text anyway.

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