PolkOut.com...muh nuh muh nuh!

Doo doo-doo doo.

The user response to PolkOut Premium has been fantastic!  I was really blown away by the number of people who subscribed!  At this rate, I have a hundred times the funds I need to pay for a new host!

Okay that was a lie.  Nobody signed up for PolkOut Premium.  It was fake, a joke, a ruse...a sham.  I thought it was pretty obvious but people kept asking me so now I'm putting it in writing: fill in all the info you like, click the submit button, and...nothing will be recorded and you'll never get any sort of email.  The friggin' page doesn't even reload when you submit your information...could I have been any more obvious!?

Well, frankly, I'm embarrassed to call you my readership.

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