PolkOut.com is ordained in the Church of Judas!

And we've got another thing coming...du-dum...another thing coming.

I don't know how many of you will actually find this one funny, especially if you're not familiar with David Bowie.  "Wham Bam..." is a quote from Suffragette City, a song whose theme completely escapes me--and no, the quote doesn't necessarily mean what UrbanDictionary.com says it means; that site is run by some really lonely people.

Anyway, yeah, Bowie was as gay as gay rockers got, maybe he did engage in sexual relations with a few women here and there, but he didn't enjoy it.  He only did it to show he was hardcore.  Kind of like taking shots of Tabasco, he and Freddie Mercury had competitions of who could tolerate the most heterosexual experiences--that is when they weren't busying it up with each other.

The latter part is Arkadiy's (other kid in today's comic) theory, because they sang together on Under Pressure, and were both infamous for their passion for the homo-lovin', they probably tapped each other (well Freddie was most likely the one doing the tapping, because he had a moustache and all--again Arkadiy's theory).  And as theories go, it's pretty reasonable.  Hell, there's probably a sex tape out there somewhere that'd be pretty special to some real rock-and-rollers.

On another note, that last comic took place at my buddy Nick's house, who I've neglected to put into PolkOut twice now, but his day will come.

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