PolkOut.com wants you to his us with your laser beams!

Relax.

Okay, we're done.  PolkOut time.  That's right boys and girl, we're Polking Out, next update will be a totally new series.

Speaking of which, we're not going to update for at least a week.  Lots of things to do this coming week you understand, so I'm telling you now.  Because I value you.  Not quite love, but definitely value.

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