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My friend Jen drew this, making her PolkOut's first guest artist.

Jen and I met in rehab; I was nursing a heroin addiction and she, quite obviously, crack.  During our 'arts and crafts' time, 2 pm on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, she would always create large murals out of finger-paints and macaroni.  Her subject matter would vary; sometimes her works depicted politicians and public figures dying in horrific ways, sometimes kittens in different adorable receptacles (i.e. picnic baskets, baking pans, etc.), and sometimes...stuff like this.

She has dubbed this piece, "Anteatersaurus", and it's actually one of her most acclaimed works.  You can see it in all of its 5'x7' glory in New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art...well, in a small, private, gallery near the MET.  Alright, it's nailed to a tree in Central Park.  Go find it.  It's signed.

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