PolkOut.com actively trades little silver coins for sex!

Sex with monkeys.

So I was at this science competition the other day and this one guy was presenting some project he pretended to do on the biological precedence for economics (by "pretended", I mean the dude shadowed some real scientists and cleaned their beakers so he could take some credit for the project).  Part of the study, the bigger version of the study, not what this guy was presenting, was discussed in New York Times Magazine; these scientists taught monkeys how to use currency.  They gave them little silver coins and they'd exchange them for bananas or strawberries or whatever the hell monkeys eat.  But eventually, interestingly enough, what ended up happening was that the monkeys began trading the coins with each other...in exchange for sex...

          Step 1: Create World's First Monkey Brothel

          Step 2: ??? 

          Step 3: Profit

Is there anything science can't do?

Oh and, if you go to the archive, under "Random Crap", you'll find some new stuff I've uploaded that really doesn't belong anywhere else.  The new stuff consists mostly of some...'class projects', if you will...

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