PolkOut.com is F!CKED!

Like a goddamn pig.

I repeated this story in Spanish class last week and my teacher got really mad at me for that 'Chinese Thanksgiving' comment.  Dan's in my Spanish class too, and he thought it was just plain weird, reminding me, of course, of the lack of Chinese Indians and Chinese Pilgrims.

Dan's one of my favorite Chinese people of all time, out of all the Chinese people I know, be they Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, Thai, or from whatever other part of China, he's one of the best at both receiving, and dishing out, quality racial sh!t.  Though lots of teachers aren't in on our verbal 'race wars', so I, being the loudest, get in trouble a lot.

Fetal pigs are fun to play with.  We have to attach their arms and legs to strings, so we can tie them down to the cutting tray, but this also allows us to make little dead piggy marionettes.  I named ours Lando.  I can't watch Winnie the Pooh anymore without thinking about Piglette's insides.

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