PolkOut.com doesn't understand how Cowboy Curtis got so hardcore!

Wait.

Snakes on a Plane is the best movie of the summer, miles ahead of that stupid Pirates and Superman bullsh!t.  So after seeing it twice I said to myself, "You have to make a comic about this film."  And thus I began to think, long and hard, about what I could do.

Now, mind you, I could've taken the easy way out, crazy-ass Pulp Fiction         Samuel L Jackson trying to calm the snakes down, "three little Fonzies", or making one of the snakes get his wallet, or giving that speech that he did.  Yeah I could've done that.  I could've also made some Star Wars reference, with Jackson killing snakes with a light saber and whatnot.  But no, I said to myself, "F!ck that sh!t, those ideas are too easy, too trite, every other cartoonist on the internet will be doing that."  So I took the road less traveled: I decided to make a Big Lebowski reference.  The Big Lebowski, as many of you are aware, is perhaps one of the greatest films ever made and one of the few films Samuel L Jackson had absolutely nothing to do with.  I also felt that having him pile-drive two snakes and a baby was obligatory.

And for those of you who are enraged my inconsistency, you ought to know that Samuel L Jackson is much too hardcore to be censored.  When he says "mothafucka" even Jesus thinks it's friggin' awesome.

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