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So I'm in college, fantastic.  Friday night I got drunker than I'd ever been in my life.  After waking up with my clothes on I began to worry that I might've done or said something ridiculously embarrassing, like danced naked with a lampshade on my head or something, but my roommate assured me nothing happened.

I actually woke up drunk, which was f!cked up as all hell, but Arkadiy helped me get some coffee so that ended up alright.  Unfortunately I had to trek all the way back to Long Island initially drunk then horrifically hungover.

When I came home that night I asked that same question and they said I cleared out the whole room, completely cock blocking all my roommates by scaring the girls away, as demonstrated by the above strip.  However I didn't remember saying that and neither did my roommate, but we were both drunk, so I believed it and when I met that girl today randomly in the street I apologized...and she didn't remember me saying that either.

So I have no idea if that did or did not in fact happen, but I laughed my ass off for five minutes after I heard that story and what my drunk self allegedly said.

Oh, and apparently I'm a damn good cock blocker, scaring off women left and right with my toast-fucking stories and whatnot.  So that's going to be the title of this series as it applies to my college years.

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