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Dimensions are a little different tonight.  I could fix it if I weren't so goddamn lazy...and sick.  So squint.  Next week it'll be alright again, this particular comic was just drawn...weirdly.

So yeah, I ran this comic idea by a friend of mine who told me it was a tad misogynistic.  Understandable.  I'm not trying to imply all women exist merely for me to have sex with, but, sh!t, lets be realistic...ladies, if a man approaches you at some sort of event, such as a party, they don't want to listen to your boring stories.  Personally, I will cleave your motherf!cking head in two, but that's just me.  All I ask for is some sort of sign so I can just move the hell on and try again elsewhere.  Goddamn.

Oh, and yeah, that's a photorealistic rendition of my pasty, white, ass.

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