PolkOut.com charming your mom!

Call us pappy.

I have a way with women.  Something about me, something about the things I say and the way I carry myself just makes their knees tremble.  It's true.  I'm a beast.

So even when I'm trying my best to scare ladies away, like in the above strip, they can't help but be charmed.  Woe is me...for it is both a blessing and a curse.  Kinda like with Spiderman...with great power comes...something about beating the sh!t out of turtle men or whatever the hell Spiderman did.  Yeah, I'm like Spiderman...only better.

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