PolkOut.com is drinking chicken blood!

Outrageous high.

I have no problem with people of the South Asian persuasion.  I like curry.  Curry's f!cking terrific.  So what if some representatives of your people tend to radiate powerful and exotic aromas?  I don't mind, sh!t, I embrace that fact.  Every time I see an Indian or Pakistani fellow I make sure to just take a deep and powerful whiff while they're not looking--sometimes I gently waft the air around them towards my face, but most of the time I just dive head first into what I refer to as the aroma epicenters of the brown man.  If every South Asian smelled like the food they eat I'd definitely go all Albert Fish on you people--and I mean that in the kindest of ways.

Speaking of Asians...anyone notice how freakin' smooth some Asian Asians can be?  Goddamn, every time I touch one of my Korean friends (consensually or otherwise) I just want to tear their f!cking skin off and make a bed sheet or a coat or something.  They're such a world away from us hairy Russians and our Indian brethren.

Not all Asians are cool though.  Take Azerbaijanis for example.  F!ck Azerbaijanis. 

But anyways, you know what I saw this week?  Borat.  What an amazing freakin' movie.  Easily the funniest movie...ever.  I think it might even take the top spot as one of my favorite movies, pushing the Big Lebowski down a notch.  If you haven't seen it yet, stop reading my inane bullsh!t and go buy yourself a ticket.  Then proceed reading my inane bullsh!t.

Also this week (stop reading here if you have any sort of a social life) I got to get my hands on a Playstation 3 at a Sony event a few blocks South of Washington Square.  Goddamn.  Played Lair, Resistance, and Sonic the Hedgehog.  Sonic the Hedgehog is possibly the worst game ever.  I don't know if those f!ckers over at SEGA are huffing paint or something but they seem damn near incapable of making a fun game.  I mean, sh!t, you'd have thunk after that god-awful travesty that they called Shadow the Hedgehog, those bastards would've done the right thing and killed themselves, sparing the world of the vile sh!t they consistently keep spewing onto our beautiful consoles.  Otherwise, decent looking system with what seems to be a lot of potential--the launch lineup is meh so I doubt I'll be picking one up before MGS4's released.  I'd say it's definitely superior to the 360, which keeps freezing on us, and worth the price if you really consider everything that's gone into it.  And I'd just like to add the Wii is a piece of sh!t, but I won't go into why as not to alienate the few people still reading this rant.

And finally, congrats to my step bro on his engagement as well as a big thanks for all the booze Friday night.

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