A healthy congratulations to Toshihiko Fujimoto and his corporate family, who deserve a severe cock-punching.  The Sharp Corporation has unquestionably created one of the biggest pieces of electronic sh!t to ever be shat onto the market.  What the f!ck, Sharp?  It's Windows-motherf!cking-XP, only the most common goddamn operating system on the market; it's not exotic, it's not esoteric, it's not UNIQUE IN ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY.  So why, Sharp, why, Fujimoto, is your product so completely incompatible with the system that it has to show it's complete and utter disgust for me and everything I do by violently raping my computer into crash after crash after concussive crash, interrupting my work and wrecking my hard drive?! 

After effectively being told to go f!ck myself by your customer service department time and time again, I have no choice now but to hunt you down and destroy everything you ever knew or loved with my bare hands dedicate an entire page to a bitter tirade about just how much you suck.  Now I have no printer, no scanner, and essentially no means of legitimately updating the site until I get home for Thanksgiving. 

Do us all a favor, Sharp, and go die in a fire.

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