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Yum, yum, gimme some.

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This is one of the few decent stories I have that doesn't start with the words, "I was so f!cking wasted that I..."  Grandpa's awesome.  A total badass.  I wouldn't be surprised if he lit himself on fire to rid himself of his pubic lice, only to sweat the fire out by carrying a horse across a river.  He'd do that.  He made my Thanksgiving.

Kids, never chase vodka with wine.  Never chase a fifth of a liter of vodka with a liter of wine.  You do f!cked up things.  Things to be discussed in an upcoming comic.

I sort of got a new scanner...well it's my old scanner, but I'm taking it with me to my dorm, so I'll be able to update again.  F!ck Sharp.  Also, f!ck Amazon.com.

Anyway, apologies to anyone I bothered while drunk, I'll make sure to turn my cell phone off next time I plan to get hammered.  I'll also sever my internet connection.  I'll also try to avoid yelling, "IS THAT THAT JEW THAT WE KNOW?!  YOU KNOW THE JEEEEEW, THE FRISBEE-JEW, WITH THE SIDEBURNS.  WAS THAT HIM?!  HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY, LETS GO F!CK HIM UP!" while walking down the street at three in the morning and giggling.  What a night.

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