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I forgot to mention last time that apparently the staff at my local White Castle have no f!cking clue what a milkshake is.  Last time we went, they gave us a large cup full of soft serve ice cream.  Weird.  White Castle's still awesome though.

I was walking back from class earlier today and I was downwind of some old man walking slowly up the street.  When the hell did old people start smelling so awesome?  It's like some weird combination of Old Spice, Gold Bond, and talcum powder...reminds me of home.  They should bottle that smell and put it in an air freshener; I'd love to have my apartment, especially my bathroom, smell like old man.

Speaking of Gold Bond, f!ck Gold Bond.  More details next update.

Anyway, I hear it's Valentine's Day this week.  Sweet, believe it or not I love Valentine's Day.  Oh wait, I was thinking of liquor.  Valentine's Day?  F!ck Valentine's Day.  I'm going to curl up in front of some romantic trashcan fire with my one true love, Thunderbird, and we're going to recount all the memories we've shared over the last few years.  It's our anniversary you know, or may as well be, I forget.

On a more exciting note, look forward to new swag.  Not that any of you bastards check the shop, but I can pretend it's relevant.  And hopefully the good forums will be up and working towards the end of this week or the beginning of next week.  Again, not that any of you bastards would notice. 

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