PolkOut.com is gonna sleep in your bloody carcasses TONIGHT!

Tell us the goddamn passcodes.

Go watch this...it's the greatest YouTube video ever and it made me crap myself laughing a few times.

So Kendrick and I managed to convince my mom I was some sort of deranged sexual deviant, which just goes to show mom'll believe anything.  Then again, we're good liars--Kendrick once convinced me I was colorblind and I once convinced him Devry was one of the most elite academic institutions in the nation.  Good times.  And then I mooned my mom.  We're a classy family.

It's spring break time, woohoo!  Time to go back home and expose myself to horrified onlookers, as I'm videotaped for some ultra-softcore series of mail-order DVDs.  They have that now, actually.  I saw an ad for Guys Gone Wild, what the f!ck?  I don't know who determines when advertisements are shown on TV, but I honestly think they've really misunderstood the demographic that tends to watch Comedy Central or the SciFi Channel at 2 am.

In other news, the stiches are out and I had to have the wound glued shut.  Huzzah for dermabond, its like the Cadillac of sniffing glues.

Sorry this update's late.  They're all late.  I had midterms, alright?  Stop hounding me.  And this comic's long as hell, so appreciate it. 

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